Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted offer something to a massive reptile. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the creature, causing some nervouschuckles. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have rapidly gone viral online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- conspiracy theories abound that he waslooking for attention
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We click here gotta get tough of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the swamps on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is diving into a cage full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will reveal.